We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties...

 


Does it bother anyone else that "Raise the Roof" and "Raze the Roof" have opposite meanings? It's just me? Okay, then.

Those of you who have been attending our weekly film nights will know that the roof of the Church has been quite exploded lately. Perhaps this is one of the more obscure side-effects of COVID, but for whatever reason, the Church roof has thoroughly failed to fulfil its obligations as a roof, and consequently we have been assembling in the basement (which would seem to be a reasonably safe distance from a recalcitrant roof).

Unfortunately, the roof appears to have caught up (or down, presumably) with us.

For the next two weeks, the basement of the Church will be out of action while the construction crew install scaffolding down there, as part of their efforts to repair the afore-mentioned roof. I'm still not completely convinced by the idea that repairing a roof requires scaffolding in the basement, but who am I to second-guess the noble work of our brothers and sisters in the great field of Structural Engineering?


In any event, we have been assured that our film nights will be able to resume at the beginning of March, so I hope you will be patient while this essential work is carried out.

Rest assured, we have some great films still to come in this little season, so stay tuned for further updates as they come in!



All things being equal, I hope to see you again on the 3rd of March!







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