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The Statue's Tale

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The appearance was that of a real virgin, whom you might suppose to be alive, and if modesty did not hinder her, to be desirous to move; so much did art lie concealed under his skill. Pygmalion admires it; and entertains, within his breast, a flame for this fictitious body. Often does he apply his hands to the work, to try whether it is a human body, or whether it is ivory; and yet he does not own it to be ivory. He gives it kisses, and fancies that they are returned, and speaks to it, and takes hold of it, and thinks that his fingers make an impression on the limbs which they touch, and is fearful lest a livid mark should come on her limbs when pressed.  Ovid, Metamorphoses [translation by Henry T. Riley] There’s a dark side to A.I. companions, whose users are not just the lonely males of internet lore, but women who find them more emotionally satisfying than men. My colleagues and I now believe that the real existential threat of generative A.I. is not rogue super-intelligen...

The Joy of Sex(bots).

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A few months ago, an upstart A.I. service calling itself "Friend" launched an expansive and expensive campaign across the New York subway network; apparently the largest single marketing campaign ever undertaken in the New York transit system. Friend is an A.I. "companion" that has been designed to hang around your neck like a pendant. Its generative A.I. listens to everything you have to say throughout the day (or until its battery runs down, presumably) and communicates with you via text messages sent to your phone. It is expressly intended to be your constant travelling companion, confidant and, well... friend (for $129 plus tax).  If the thought of an A.I ChatBot perched on your shoulder constantly whispering its opinions in your ear about the life you lead sends a cold chill down your spine, you are not alone. The advertising campaign provoked a swift and emotional response from New York's commuters. Friend might be a bit more attention-seeking than most, b...

Creative-Slash-Fiction

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Hi there. Are you happy with your life? I'm not asking this out of reflexive courtesy; I'm asking a literal question. Are you happy with the life in which you currently find yourself? This is your actual life after all; you may or not get another one (opinions diverge on that point). Does it bring you pleasure? Are you satisfied with the kind of person you are? When you look at yourself in the mirror, is the person staring back at you a friend of yours, or is it someone you wish would just... go away? Are you doing something that brings you happiness? When you look ahead to the rest of your life stretching before you, do you like what you see, or do you wish things were different? Are there people in your immediate circle who enrich your life, or do they make you miserable? Can you be yourself when you're in the presence of others, or do you feel like you're wearing a disguise all the time?  Think about all that for a bit and get back to me. Now, here's a related q...

Creator-slash-Creativity

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Imagine waking up every day in the same mundane, ordinary world. Your bedroom is exactly as you left it last night. Somewhere out there is breakfast and toothpaste and laundry and rush hour, all patiently waiting for you to resume the rhythm of your daily life. It sounds... familiar , doesn't it? It sounds an awful lot like actual life. A bit boring, a bit prosaic , a bit literal. Where's the magic? The mystery? The enchantment?  If you step into your wardrobe, you'll find... clothes. If you peer down the rabbit hole, you'll see, well... rabbits .  A tornado can strike and you'll  absolutely still be in Kansas, Toto. (But now with millions of dollars of property damage!) You can drive through the tollbooth and you won't be in the Kingdom of Wisdom, you'll be in New Jersey (I know... what dystopian horror is this?). So what did you expect; some sort of picaresque fantasy? Sorry, but the Real World doesn't have magic portals to enchanted lands, it just has...